I am SERBIAN...

for all you with "smart" questions:

THAT IS IN EUROPE...

NO it's not in Russia!!!

YES we do have cars!!!

YES we do have a TV!!!

NO we do not speak English there!!!

YES all of us are gorgeous and pretty!!!

YES we do have our own president!!!

NO Europe is not a country!!!

NO we do not have states!!!

YES we do have Mcdonald's, we just choose

NOT to eat it five times a day!!!

NO there are no fat people in SERBIA!!!

YES we do look good every day!!!

YES our accent is hot!!!

NO we are not playing hard to get, we

ARE hard to get and even harder to keep!!!

YES we celebrate Christmas!!!

YES we know everything!!!

YES we speak five languages!!!

YES you heard right,

SERBIA is paradise on earth!!!

Severim!